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Letters to addresses in a ghost town

...standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona

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Created on 2006-03-30 02:50:48 (#9917830), last updated 2009-12-07

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Name:Queen of the Gnomes
Location:Vars, Ontario, Canada
Website:The gnomes are watching you....

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My friending policy: I am looking for friends, not numbers. If we have some interests in common and you are going to read my journal and comment with some sort of regularity, then please add me. But comment first! No comment, no add!

PLEASE AGE OF MAJORITY ONLY!!!!

Jeremy Hilary Boob



ABOUT ME
An old (or getting old too quickly) married Mom with a young at heart outlook on life! I act more like a 21 year old than I did when I was 21. I have been a fangirl since long before they were even called that. Music is a huge part of my life.

I find it hard to describe myself. I have issues, don't we all, but I try to not let them define me. Sometimes that is easy, sometimes hard, sometimes impossible! I am still a pretty nice, funny, down to earth chick.

I am 39 years old. That makes me too young to love the Beach Boys and too old to love Fall Out Boy. I absolutely adore both. Age has nothing to do with music. It has very little to do with anything actually. I am who I am, I like what I like. My age does not define me.

On any given day you can hear me blaring The Beach Boys, The Police, Age of Electric, Gym Class Heroes, Stevie Nicks, The Bird and the Bee, Nat King Cole, Kevin Rudolf, Motion City Soundtrack, MGMT, Econoline Crush, The Shins, Adam Ant, Eskimo Joe, The Fold, Abba, Alice in Chains, Def Leppard, David Bowie, Zuckerbaby, The Platters, Metallica, Cobra Starship, The Dudes, Limblifter, Matthew Good Band, Stone Temple Pilots or Fall Out Boy....just to name a few.

I still feel that God Only Knows by the Beach Boys is the most beautiful song ever written.

Synchronicity by The Police is the soundtrack that plays in my brain.

I have worn out more copies of Pyromania and Hysteria than I care to admit to.

If you have never driven with the windows open blaring "Angry Chair", then go do it right now.

Patrick Stump is God.

We ARE better butterflies.

I read the classics but love Stephen King too. Everybody should read "Summer Doctor" by Charles Knickerbocker. Just because.... And "Life of Pi" by Yann Martel. It will remind you to believe the unbelievable...it's often a lot more beautiful.

The greatest beauty on earth is the sun setting over the ocean when you are standing on the beach in Nova Scotia.

I love silly animated movies for kids as much as a good psychological thriller. I still cry every time I see White Fang or Eight Below.

My daughter is my biggest joy.
LIKES
geeks, scruffy guys, Yann Martel, Def Leppard, The Ducked Billed Platypus, Tim Horton's, The Police, Patrick Stump, Rory Cochrane, being a Mom, being Canadian, Gilby Clarke, reality TV, Gabe Saporta, celebrity stalking, MUSIC!, Jeremy Hilary Boob PHD, Rick Savage, reading, camping, animals, going barefoot, Justin Pierre, shaking hands with boys in bands, Billy's Got a Gun in Le Zenith, Kevin Rudolf, Geeky Guys and Kinky Sex Fridays, stealing beer glasses from bars, Fall Out Boy, roadtripping, toasting just about anybody!
DISLIKES
phony people,drama queens, drivers who don't signal when turning, shoes and socks, people who do mean things out of jealousy, snapping turtles, harvard beets, haters, people who think being married means I can't look or flirt, homophobes, straws and ice in drinks, people who make up lies to make somebody look bad and themselves look good, anyone who would ever do anything to harm an animal, people who state their opinions as fact,*anything*phobes, dating shows, last call, stupidity, judgemental human beings,Pathological liars, anybody who thinks because I am old, I am *dead*
FAVORITE QUOTES


"If heaven's for clean people....it's vacant." Matthew Good Band

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist."
The Usual Suspects

"Doesn't anybody wanna take another shot at me? Go ahead, the gun is loaded and the bullets are for free" Stabilo Boss

"And they could float above the grass, in circles if they tried. A latent power I know they hide" The Shins

"No rhyme no reason no fame no gold
Could make you change your mind, your heart, your soul" Tom Cochrane

"The impossible cannot have happened, therefore the impossible must be possible in spite of appearances" Murder On The Orient Express, Agatha Christie

MISCELLANEOUS
If you want to know more about me...ASK!!!!!!! I don't bite....unless requested.

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Interests (125):

1997, age of electric, alice in chains, animal rights, animals, anna & oreo, anne of green gables, augusten burroughs, bettas, bill paxton, billy at le zenith, camping, canadian rock, celebrities, celebrity stalking, chris carrabba, cobra starship, dashboard confessional, dazed and confused, def leppard, donkies, eddie vedder, eeyore, english springer spaniels, eskimo joe, every breath you take, everything 80's, fall out boy, family guy, frasier, gabe saporta, galen weston, garden gnomes, gary sinise, geeks, gilby clarke, goalies, gym class heroes, han solo, harrison ford, history channel, hockey, holly berry, ice road truckers, indiana jones, jack black, jeremy hilary boob, jeremy sisto, jim rose circus, juno cat, justin pierre, keith the fish, kevin rudolf, kids in the hall, law & order, layne staley, life of pi, lip biting, m*a*s*h, mania, matthew good band, motion city soundtrack, music, orange, ottawa, ottawa 67's, ottawa senators, panda licorice, patrick stewart, patrick stump, patrick stump's voice, patrick+elisa=true love, pelle lindbergh, penguins, philadelphia flyers, philip seymour hoffman, polar bears, rats, reading, reality tv, rick savage, rivers cuomo, roadtrips, rock hudson, rory cochrane, sam elliott, samuel l jackson, sens goaltending wtf?, shaking hands, slater, snakes, speed, steve zahn, sudoku, suishi, tea, tea parties with b&g, the beach boys, the colour orange, the duck billed platypus, the dudes, the fold, the grapes of wrath, the group of seven, the gulf shore, the office, the outdoors, the police, the usual suspects, tim curry, tim horton's, tlc, todd the cat, trailer park boys, travis mccoy, trevor hurst, trevordog, trohmania, twister, urban legends, van gogh, vanilla bean latte, weezer, writing, yann martel

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Rideau Valley Middle School - Kars, ON, Canada (1981 - 1984)
South Carleton High School - Richmond, ON, Canada (1984 - 1989)
Carleton University - Ottawa, ON, Canada (1989 - 1996)
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